1. Sitting in the bathroom stall next to a pooper - plop, plop...silence...plop! 2. Office Birthdays - I don't know you, but happy birthday and I'm going to eat your birthday treats. 3. Riding an elevator with mirrors - Just don't look them in the eye! 4. Walking in late to a meeting with the VP - Sorry, I didn't get the memo! 5. Running into someone in a hallway and doing a dance with them - Which way should I move!?