Friday, October 1, 2010

Why God, Why!?

I've always thought that God gets a kick out of my life. The craziest sh*z has been happening to me for as long as I can remember - cats in mailboxes, getting stuck upside down on the playground rings for what seemed like hours, telling my teacher to pray for my cousin to overcome AIDS, to name a few. One of my "gifts" that He has given me is the gift of laughter. I love laughing. It's my favorite. I not only love to laugh, but I make others laugh at my own expense.

Last night, I decided it was time to come clean...figuratively AND literally. Its not like this is the first time this has happened. Ask the Hubs. He'll tell you the truth. Yes, I have the bladder of an 80-year-old woman. (Sorry Grandma). I've never peed the bed (THANK GOD...although I just might have given Him another idea to laugh at me), but whenever I go for a hike or am far from the bathroom, Dear Baby Jesus decides its time to activate my bladder and before you know it, I'm sweating, panicking, and peeing myself. Not alot of pee. People would probably never even know about it. But I know, and He knows. And I know He's laughing up there.

So last night, I went for walk with a bestie, and for some reason, I thought I should drink 4 glasses of Kool-Aid before our hour-long walk. Oh golly. I just got a visual of myself. I'm that little kid that drinks Kool-Aid with the Kool-Aid stache that wets herself. Not cool. Anyway, I was not even 5 minutes into the walk when it felt like an elephant was sitting on my bladder. Oh.Dear.Lord. I've got 55 more minutes of walking. Sorry, bestie. We need to walk fast. So we did. And I started walking with a twist. Then I started dancing a bit. And then, it happened. If you ask the Hubs. He would tell you that this was a daily event when we were in Ireland. seriously.

Anyway, why post this you ask? Because come on. It's ridiculous, and life is funny. But also, I'm hoping I'm not alone in the pants wetting department. And if I AM the only 26 (almost 27) year old that does this, well then, I'm not really surprised. Like I said. God likes to laugh at me. And I guess thats ok. As long as its just pee.

1 comment:

Lindsey said...

haha just wait til you have a baby...it will get worse! :) LOL i peed my pants daily afterwards and it slowly got better...and i'm not talking about the kind of pee that only u and Him know about! ha! better than that now..thank goodness.. but u r not alone! lol